TOO POTENT FOR WEAK
We don't follow regulations. We don't acknowledge limits. We transcend them.
About Toxic Labs
We're not FDA-approved.
We're not even acknowledged.
Toxic Labs emerged from the ashes of a government facility shutdown for "ethical violations" and "human rights concerns." Their loss, your gain.
Our team of renegade scientists operates on the fringes of the supplement industry, pushing boundaries, breaking regulations, and creating compounds that transform ordinary humans into something... extraordinary.
Maximum Potency
Our formulas are 10x more concentrated than legal limits allow.
Untested Compounds
Why wait for safety testing when you can be the test subject?
High-Risk Formula
If you're looking for "safe," you're in the wrong lab.
Underground Supply
Limited batches, distributed through channels you don't want to know about.
After the ██████████ incident of ████, all remaining team members were ████████ from official records. Current operations continue under civilian front "Toxic Labs" with minimal oversight.
NOTE: All test subjects sign ██████████ waiver acknowledging ███████████████ risk and forfeiture of legal recourse.
Monitoring of subjects shows ██% increase in aggressive behavior and ██% increase in physical capability post-consumption.
Chemical Arsenal
Our laboratory has engineered compounds that push beyond human limitations. The weak call them "dangerous." We call them "effective."
NEUROTOXX
This could be your best workout... or your last.
Temporary insanity. Persistent, unshakable motivation.
Dosage guidelines: 2 = destabilization, 3 = ego surge, 4 = interdimensional chaos.
Enhanced neural firing patterns for maximum intensity.
LIPOTOXX
Starve the weak. Feed the will.
Silence the cravings. Silence the weakness.
May cause hallucinations of food conspiracies.
Cold, surgical precision targeting fat cells.
TESTOXX
Built for alpha emergence.
Delusions of masculinity? Good. Lean into it.
May cause excessive mirror-staring and spontaneous flexing.
Primal rage meets black-market science.
Side Effects Gallery
Our products cause side effects that aren't side effects. They're features. Here's what our test subjects reported before they were permanently altered.
Vocal Outbursts
Sudden, violent screaming of motivational phrases during moments of extreme focus.
Delusions of Grandeur
The unshakable belief that you're better than everyone else. Because you are.
Disrespect for Gravity
Temporary disregard for physical limitations. Not responsible for attempted flight.
Spontaneous Portal Activity
Visual distortions mistaken for gateways to other dimensions. Some users never return.
Alarm Clock Redundancy
Inability to sleep for 72+ hours. Side bonus: increased productivity.
Hyper-Emotional Aggression
Crying while bench pressing. Laughing during squats. Rage during cardio.